Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story [Christopher Moore] on *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Jody never asked to become a vampire. The complete series list for – Bloodsucking Fiends Christopher Moore. Series reading order, cover art, synopsis, sequels, reviews, awards, publishing history. Bloodsucking Fiends by Christopher Moore – Jody never asked to become a vampire. But when she wakes up under an alley Dumpster with a badly burned arm.
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She was attacked, bitten, left under a dumpster, burned her hand in the sunlight, and left with a shirt stuffed full of money. Although Jody can be a little tricky and high-maintenance with her vampire lifestyle, Tommy is in love he thinks. She would have eaten a half gallon of ice cream and stayed up all night thinking about what she was going to do with her life.
The other part is the attempt at appearing to be an edgy outsider, sort of an Eddie Izzard type of effect. The main thing I can say is it never seemed particular mean or spiteful when he was clearly aiming for edgy. Vampire Vixen Jody She is gorgeous and she wants to have sex with him Oh, Tommy just doesn’t understand women hochachachacha Did you ever think about that?
She realizes her life has turned upside down, and meets a young man Tommy moord thought she could use as her little slave to do her bidding during the day.
But, once I have told you that every event and character in this book is unlikely, you will reconsider. Unfortunately, that only bloodsuckng if you have diverse portrayals of women in your story I think there are three named women characters in this book, and it only technically passes the Bechdel Test because Jody talks to her mom.
Every summer my amazing library has a summer reading contest. Apr 22, Lance Greenfield rated it it was amazing. But Moore’s vampires aren’t brooding, sparkly, or particularly scary. Christopher Moore has an amazing imagination. May 14, Jennifer rated it really liked it Shelves: He is supported by “his men,” who turn out to be two dogs equipped to do battle against the “vicious, murdering fiend who has been stalking his City.
Jody StroudC. But all that changes when a beautiful undead redhead walks through the door The Wongs are excited because they have recently learned that it is legal for two men to marry in San Francisco. My sister and my husband have been swearing up and down that I would love Christopher Moore. Ever since the Great Potato Famine my people get nervous if they don’t eat French fries every few days.
It was pretty overwhelming. The book is garnished with a host of strange characters, pornographic Disney tattoos, attempted necrophilia, and Hiaasenesque humor.
Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story
Sempre per essere chiari: I mean, it wasn’t terrible, and I liked it, but if I had started with this book, I’d be in no hurry to return to his work. Tommy is the leader of a gang of oddball supermarket shelf-stackers. Or maybe it is just a sub-par effort.
Gorgeous year-old Transamerica claims clerk Jody inexplicably never given a surname is habitually unlucky in love until the night she’s attacked by a vampire on her way home from work. He is 19 and almost a virgin.
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Consider this thought from Jody: You can help Wikipedia by expanding it. It’s still ridiculous fictional literature, but I enjoyed the characters in Lamb more. This is a book christophed is written to be funny and read for enjoyment. But other than that it was a fun read! Jody never asked to become a vampire.
As near as I can tell, there wasn’t a point. Now that I have finished, I want to go back and read it all over again. The only scary thing is how compelled you’ll be to read more Christopher Moore. A would-be Kerouac from Incontinence, Indiana, Tommy to his friends is biding his time night-clerking and frozen-turkey bowling in a San Francisco Safeway.